Animations and Other Crap

Well hello there, my name is Cian McCoy and this is my site.

My hobbies include harassing the elderly, stealing peoples shoes, croquet at the weekends, and sometimes I also like to make animations using adobe flash.

I've owned www.cianmccoy.com for quite a while now, but I haven't really ever bothered to put anything up here. So I've decided to pull my finger out, and make some shizzle for the site.

Animations

NEW ANIMATION FINISHED
Click here to see my new animation The Library

Here are the links to my animations on newgrounds.com
Some of them are funny, some of them are strange, some of them are pretty shit but remember to vote 5 anyway!

Rewind
Scab Meets Bono
Scab Meets Trilogy
Don't Google Google

Random Crap

OK there isn''t too much here this update sorry about that, I was planning on doing a little more but it's been taking longer than I expected.

John Evans

Who the hell is John Evans?

John Evans is the proud holder of "The Heaviest Car Balanced on the Head" guinness world record.

Yep, you don't want to fuck with John. He'll balance the hell out of you.
His page on www.guinnessworldrecords.com reads:

"John Evans balanced a 159.6 kg (352 lb) Mini on his head for 33 seconds at The London Studios, UK on May 24, 1999...

...He’s 2 meters tall and weighs in at 155.7 kg (343 lb). But it’s his 60.9cm (24-inch) neck that’s the only part of his body strong enough to take such immense weights. So the slightest slip, trip or nudge could send him tumbling to a crushing death, as his arms wouldn’t be able to cope with the load!"

But if your like me then you don't really give a crap about that.
All I want to do is look at pictures of him balancing miscellaneous items on that beefcake head of his...
You can find out more about John Evans on his website www.headbalancer.com

Assy McGee

Adult swim have brought out quite a few cartoons now, but my favourite one by far is Assy McGee.

It's about an alcoholic policeman in america with an ass for a face, who sounds a bit like Sylvestor Stallone.
He goes around fighting crime, and usually ends up shooting a lot of innocent people.

Here's a short clip from one of the episodes.



And here's the first episode ever aired... Damn I love that intro music.



AND HERE are links to some of the other full episodes I've found:

Assy McGee : Busted - Assy tries to catch his archnemisis Baby Steps
Assy McGee : Game of Death - Assy is assigned as a bodygaurd for a cuban dignitary at a football match

Or if you're from the US you can watch all the episodes at the official Assy McGee website
It's pretty lame how we can't watch them in the UK.

More Coming Sunday (16/11/08)

Yea I'm planning on doing more tomorrow, I got pretty hammered last night and didn't get in till 6am. Then I slept pretty much all day.

I'll try not to get too wasted tonight, so more coming tommorow!

I've got other random stuff I've previously put together in the crap archive. So check it out if you haven't already

PEACE

The New Website

I pretty much just put this site together today as I'm going to be adding my animation rewind to newgrounds, and I thought it would be good for people to have somewhere to go after watching it (25/10/2008). But I'm actually working on a much, much bigger version of the site which will contain over 100 pages, random crap for you watch/interact with, daily updates, a forum, blogs from me and some of my "acquaintances", flash tutorials, and a shed load of other crazy shit for you to do.

I'm hopefully going be launching it new years day 2009, something for you to browse while your hungover. There's a screen shot of the homepage to the right, keep in mind im still making it so it could look completely different in a couple of months. CianMcCoy.com coming soon