Well hello there, my name is Cian McCoy and this is my site.
My hobbies include harassing the elderly, stealing peoples shoes, bear baiting, croquet at the weekends, and sometimes I also like to make animations and other pointless things for this website.
Animations
NEW ANIMATION FINISHED Piss Off Chris Tucker You can check it out by clicking here
Some of them are funny, some of them are strange, some of them are pretty shit but remember to vote 5 anyway!
Merry Christmas guys here's my present..
I've just spent the past 4 hours doing this (I didn't think it would take this long). Simply try and shoot santa down.
Carol Vorderman Animation
WARNING: Stay in your homes! Secret government project Carol V1.5 has escaped and is running around London destroying everything in her path...
Click here if it's running slowly Carol Vorderman animation
I might make it a bit longer one day if I get the time, no promises...
I was cruising around youtube, checking out the countdown videos...
Pretty intense, needs to calm down with the magic fairies a bit though.
Children's TV is SCARY
Children like the most random, weird, messed up tv programs, so I thought it would be a good idea to put a few videos of them on my site.
The teletubbies, rainbow, balamory, banana's in pygamas, these are all wrong in so many ways.
Here's a couple of clips...
The Wiggles
Drugs and puppets, what an amazing combination.
2:50 is so damn random.
Rainbow
OK this clip wasn't that creepy but man, it was funny.
Children shouldn't be watching this shit...
EDIT: Apparently this episode never aired. It was a "special exclusive sketch for the Thames TV staff".
If you really care that much you can read about it in the fountain of knowledge.
Noseybonk
A packet of nosegays??
Here's Kevin Smith's take on Dora the explorer...
An Evening With Kevin Smith - Kids TV
Bob Marley Jokes
I stumbled across these Bob Marley jokes, and thought they were funny in a really lame sort of way.
Hover over the ???????????????????question marks to reveal the answers.
It's 23:10 on Wednesday the 25th of December (Christmas Day). I'm on my 6th beer and I've eaten a shit load of Christmas pudding.
I'm off work for Christmas for the next 10 days. In this time I'm hoping to finish a couple of animations/games as I've got quite a bit of spare time.
So if you come back in a couple of days or so I might have some more stuff up here.
To look at my previous updates go to the Crap Archive.
Or to look at my longer/more complete animations go to the Flash Animations page.